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WTFH replied

4 November 2016, 09:58
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

And why is Ronnie Barker in there on the right?

...and is that Leslie Philips beside him?
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DaveB replied

4 November 2016, 09:39
Originally posted by Bee View Post

There is a flaw in this picture, where is Merkel?

And why is Ronnie Barker in there on the right?
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vetran replied

4 November 2016, 09:05
Originally posted by portseven View Post

FTFY

For all those bored housewives

only ever happened once on the job when I was a strapping young lad fixing TVs, as a fat balding IT bloke you think I have a chance?
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portseven replied

3 November 2016, 19:50
Originally posted by vetran View Post

thinks they are hot, I think the cherry is ripe.

Changing her fittings & sockets and popping an off the shelf 'controller' in with a few customisations, and getting dirty!

Kerching.

FTFY

For all those bored housewives
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Bee replied

3 November 2016, 19:24
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

There is a flaw in this picture, where is Merkel?
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MrMarkyMark replied

3 November 2016, 14:40
Originally posted by Bee View Post

Don't be so mean, they are sacrificed people who never see a penny.

Indeed they are, here's WTFH getting done.
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Bee replied

3 November 2016, 14:35
Originally posted by vetran View Post

don't like to upset you but they pay Cojack a lot more than you. Apparently MoodyMod pays for the privilege.

Don't be so mean, they are sacrificed people who never see a penny.
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MrMarkyMark replied

3 November 2016, 14:27
Originally posted by vetran View Post

don't like to upset you but they pay Cojack a lot more than you. Apparently MoodyMod pays for the privilege.

WTFH is being paid in cash Dollar, as he thought it would be Brexit proof.

Here's a pic of last months payment.
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Bee replied

3 November 2016, 14:22
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Know any Portugese girls desperate to make a living?

No, bakeries and restaurants are more appropriate for a Portuguese.
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vetran replied

3 November 2016, 14:18
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Have you ever thought about applying for a job as a moderator?

The pay level is maybe a bit above your ability, but I'm sure you could learn on the job.

don't like to upset you but they pay Cojack a lot more than you. Apparently MoodyMod pays for the privilege.
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BrilloPad replied

3 November 2016, 14:15
Originally posted by Bee View Post

Other option could be a brothel but it’s an high risk business.

Know any Portugese girls desperate to make a living?
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northernladuk replied

3 November 2016, 14:09
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Nah that is a dead end job!

Yeah but people are just dying for your services.
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Bee replied

3 November 2016, 14:03
Originally posted by vetran View Post

thanks its hot, I think the time is ripe.

Changing light fittings & sockets and popping an off the shelf controller in with a few customisations, no getting dirty!

Kerching.
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MrMarkyMark replied

3 November 2016, 13:55
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

FTFY

Whooooosh, indeed, almost took the top of my head off
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Bee replied

3 November 2016, 13:54
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Have you ever thought about applying for a job as a moderator?

The pay level is maybe a bit above your ability, but I'm sure you could learn on the job.

Are you trying to find a replacement ?
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