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Previously on "Black hole found in the UK"

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  • NigelJK
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    I lend MF a £1, MF lends Suity that £1, Suity lends AtW that £1.

    £1 of money was created, £3 of debt now exists.
    So to get out of debt all that's required is AtW pays back the £1 to Suity, Suity pays back £1 to MF and MF repays you?

    Who borrowed last and when are they paying it back??

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  • GB9
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Fixed.

    I thought the proximity of GB9 and PurpleGorilla had caused a collapse as their overall density overcame quark degeneracy pressure.
    If we're dense then what are you?

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  • GB9
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I lend MF a £1, MF lends Suity that £1, Suity lends AtW that £1.

    £1 of money was created, £3 of debt now exists.
    AtW thinks he is owed £7on the basis that if he had lent rather than borrowed that is the amount he would have been owed. The fact that none of this actually happened is irrelevant.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    So who do we all owe money to then?
    If no-one else wants to volunteer, I'll take responsibility. PM me for bank details

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  • darmstadt
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    I think that the black hole is where all of AtW's Brexit threads are disappearing to

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  • filthy1980
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I lend MF a £1, MF lends Suity that £1, Suity lends AtW that £1.

    £1 of money was created, £3 of debt now exists.
    #

    someone's been watching The Money Masters

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    So who do we all owe money to then?
    I lend MF a £1, MF lends Suity that £1, Suity lends AtW that £1.

    £1 of money was created, £3 of debt now exists.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    So who do we all owe money to then?
    Each other. Wonga went bankrupt after accidentally lending themselves a tenner.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. So is everyone else, including the US and even (incredibly, when you think of all their exports!) the Chinese.
    So who do we all owe money to then?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

    Technically the UK is bankrupt. ...
    I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. So is everyone else, including the US and even (incredibly, when you think of all their exports!) the Chinese.

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  • scooterscot
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    Technically the UK is bankrupt.

    I remember the news and shock when the £1 trillion mark was passed. Now we're at £1.7trillion.

    Debt is 90.6% to GDP.

    The Tory's have more than doubled the debt and taken us out of the EU on a whim of misinformation. Absolutely maddening. And yet they continue to dance in the limelight with the conviction and authority of Horatio Nelson.

    The true enemy of the realm laid bare before us and we apparently love it. Tears are not enough.

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    The only thing coming out of a black hole inside the event horizon is Hawking radiation.
    Not quite.
    Hawking radiation comes into being AT the event horizon. It is where a particle and an anti-particle pop into being from the quantum vacuum, and on of the particles drops into the event horizon (never to return) and the other escapes as Hawking radiation.

    I'm paraphrasing. I don't understand quantum mechanics.
    Anyone who thinks they do understand really misunderstands it.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

    Wne Kyebaord.
    Didn't she win a bronze in the Olympics?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sorry, wne kyebaord.
    Fixed.

    Black hole found in the UK
    I thought the proximity of GB9 and PurpleGorilla had caused a collapse as their overall density overcame quark degeneracy pressure.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    That's outside the event horizon though. The only thing coming out of a black hole inside the event horizon is Hawking radiation.
    It tries to sell you something?

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