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Previously on ""Modern" webtulipes"

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  • Hobosapien
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Great ideas with only one tiny drawback - we don't store HTML content...
    Can you email me the HTML content before you discard it then, ta.

    With modern language (see prawny's 'Jesus Wept' thread for a prime example) the whole internet* should compress down to a single email attachment, init bruv.


    * Only interested in the 'English' version, though the Chinese/Jap version is probably easier to make sense of these days.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Is Suity into Web development?
    No, that's arrested development.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Is Suity into Web development?

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  • xoggoth
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    Sounds like the sort of website my sister keeps wanting me to do for our small business. I keep telling her it's more important that it's fast, concise and easy to navigate than full of big fancy pictures. She spent about £4k getting the one she wanted and it looked great but took 40s to load a page and the shopping cart never worked. Hee, hee.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Great ideas with only one tiny drawback - we only store Squirrel porn content...
    FTFY

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Great ideas with only one tiny drawback - we don't store HTML content...

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
    Pay AtW for the web scraped 'content only' version of the whole internet he's downloaded. No ads, external iframed content, or other tat. It's the future.
    Great ideas with only one tiny drawback - we don't store HTML content...

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  • Hobosapien
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    Pay AtW for the web scraped 'content only' version of the whole internet he's downloaded. No ads, external iframed content, or other tat. It's the future.

    Also does away with the ad blocker blockers some sites are trying to use.

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  • VectraMan
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    I love it when Open Source projects do this. A couple of pictures and some fancy slogans and then a link to Github, which of course tells you bugger all.

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  • NickFitz
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    Medium is very much to blame, with its default "huge image at the top" layout

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  • TheCyclingProgrammer
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    https://mobile.twitter.com/jongold/s...91217523363840

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  • stek
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    It'll get worse when we Brexit.

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  • DimPrawn
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    "Modern" webtulipes

    Anyone else hate the fashion of modern websites (Bootstrap style)?

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    Big graphic, five words, a few links.

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    Four large grahics, one sentence, a few links

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    Some guff, a few links

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