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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 11:07
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Center spread. You expect them to fit him on just one page?

Yes, agree that would be a tad tricky, even for a broadsheet....
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FatLazyContractor replied

9 June 2016, 10:47
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Lemme guess - page 1?

Center spread. You expect them to fit him on just one page?
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MrMarkyMark replied

9 June 2016, 09:52
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Lemme guess - page 1?

Correct. It's also a "featured" link
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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 09:49
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Agree. But when I searched for 'Pole choker' .

Lemme guess - page 1?
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FatLazyContractor replied

9 June 2016, 09:38
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Oddly enough, no. Your profile did though. Relegated to page 6. Life can be a very cruel mistress...

Agree. But when I searched for 'Pole choker' .
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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 09:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?

Oddly enough, no. Your profile did though. Relegated to page 6. Life can be a very cruel mistress...
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eek replied

9 June 2016, 06:59
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?

and fluff off
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MarillionFan replied

9 June 2016, 06:57
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I just googled "arselicker". Don't, really just don't, OK. I now have to delete my internet search history all over again...

Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?
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Mordac replied

8 June 2016, 23:24
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

You know you both look foolish now don't you. And you look like an arselicker. Foolish and an arselicker. It's not a good look.

I just googled "arselicker". Don't, really just don't, OK. I now have to delete my internet search history all over again...
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suityou01 replied

8 June 2016, 18:54
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Sense of humour bypass? Seems that last project took more than you let on

I think you're right. Knife wounds between shoulderblades still healing.

Still, I console myself with my warchest, and sunning myself in the garden while the stupid chunt has to haul ass into that cesspool just to pay the mortgage.
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greenlake replied

8 June 2016, 18:19
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

You know you both look foolish now don't you. And you look like an arselicker. Foolish and an arselicker. It's not a good look.

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Depends.

Indeed!
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Chuck replied

8 June 2016, 13:32
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Not much ing to be had in that lot...

What do you think this was about...

Give dirty washing to mum.
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MrMarkyMark replied

8 June 2016, 12:26
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

You know you both look foolish now don't you. And you look like an arselicker. Foolish and an arselicker. It's not a good look.

Sense of humour bypass? Seems that last project took more than you let on
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WTFH replied

8 June 2016, 12:16
Originally posted by quackhandle View Post

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house...

qh

Ah, Park Bench Life
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quackhandle replied

8 June 2016, 12:15
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house...

qh
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