Plans for the day.

[suityou01]

Sense of humour bypass? Seems that last project took more than you let on

I think you're right. Knife wounds between shoulderblades still healing.

Still, I console myself with my warchest, and sunning myself in the garden while the stupid chunt has to haul ass into that cesspool just to pay the mortgage.

[Mordac]

You know you both look foolish now don't you. And you look like an arselicker. Foolish and an arselicker. It's not a good look.

I just googled "arselicker". Don't, really just don't, OK. I now have to delete my internet search history all over again...

[MarillionFan]

I just googled "arselicker". Don't, really just don't, OK. I now have to delete my internet search history all over again...

Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?

[eek]

Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?

and fluff off

[Mordac]

Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?

Oddly enough, no. Your profile did though. Relegated to page 6. Life can be a very cruel mistress...

[FatLazyContractor]

Oddly enough, no. Your profile did though. Relegated to page 6. Life can be a very cruel mistress...

Agree. But when I searched for 'Pole choker' .

[Mordac]

Agree. But when I searched for 'Pole choker' .

Lemme guess - page 1?

[MrMarkyMark]

Lemme guess - page 1?

Correct. It's also a "featured" link

[FatLazyContractor]

Lemme guess - page 1?

Center spread. You expect them to fit him on just one page?

[Mordac]

Center spread. You expect them to fit him on just one page?

Yes, agree that would be a tad tricky, even for a broadsheet....