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    #41
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Sense of humour bypass? Seems that last project took more than you let on
    I think you're right. Knife wounds between shoulderblades still healing.

    Still, I console myself with my warchest, and sunning myself in the garden while the stupid chunt has to haul ass into that cesspool just to pay the mortgage.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      You know you both look foolish now don't you. And you look like an arselicker. Foolish and an arselicker. It's not a good look.
      I just googled "arselicker". Don't, really just don't, OK. I now have to delete my internet search history all over again...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #43
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        I just googled "arselicker". Don't, really just don't, OK. I now have to delete my internet search history all over again...
        Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #44
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?
          and fluff off
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #45
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Did a profile of Eek from Contractoruk come up?
            Oddly enough, no. Your profile did though. Relegated to page 6. Life can be a very cruel mistress...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #46
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Oddly enough, no. Your profile did though. Relegated to page 6. Life can be a very cruel mistress...
              Agree. But when I searched for 'Pole choker' .

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                #47
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Agree. But when I searched for 'Pole choker' .
                Lemme guess - page 1?
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Lemme guess - page 1?
                  Correct. It's also a "featured" link
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    Lemme guess - page 1?
                    Center spread. You expect them to fit him on just one page?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      Center spread. You expect them to fit him on just one page?
                      Yes, agree that would be a tad tricky, even for a broadsheet....
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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