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Previously on "How thick can you get?"

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Oh hell no. After my mother and the enemy, she's the third person I'm most afraid of
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

    You feckin pair of chunts

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Markymark's wife, you chunt
    Oh hell no. After my mother and the enemy, she's the third person I'm most afraid of

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    You're my friend's wife?
    Markymark's wife, you chunt

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Is this how you treat and insult your friend's wife?
    You're my friend's wife?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Asking him which hooker gave him crabs would be like asking you which baked bean made you fart.
    What? He got his for free and I've just paid 30 quid for a singular one from Sri Lanka

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Asking him which hooker gave him crabs would be like asking you which baked bean made you fart.
    Is this how you treat and insult your friend's wife?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Now you're getting feisty.
    You know where.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Imagine if you couldn't spell and ended up with a gig in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, instead of Bridgwater. Mind you, at least it would be near Taunton.
    Now you're getting feisty.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    You are not wrong. I was once approached about a job in London, Ontario. The poor bugger got a bit peed off when I asked about expenses, and quoted a "silly" rate. He said "but you already live in London". Yes, I said, indeed I do, just not the London you had in mind.
    Imagine if you couldn't spell and ended up with a gig in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, instead of Bridgwater. Mind you, at least it would be near Taunton.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    Very cute, free holiday and it's good publicity for Virgin.

    There's a few people on Linkedin would do well to understand that Birmingham, Alabama and Birmingham, GB are two different places.

    qh
    You are not wrong. I was once approached about a job in London, Ontario. The poor bugger got a bit peed off when I asked about expenses, and quoted a "silly" rate. He said "but you already live in London". Yes, I said, indeed I do, just not the London you had in mind.

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  • quackhandle
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    Very cute, free holiday and it's good publicity for Virgin.

    There's a few people on Linkedin would do well to understand that Birmingham, Alabama and Birmingham, GB are two different places.

    qh

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Maybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers stories
    Asking him which hooker gave him crabs would be like asking you which baked bean made you fart.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    "Since attracting media attention, the couple have been offered a free five-day holiday to Las Vegas by Virgin Holidays."

    Sadly not, it would appear...
    Not so thick now.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Maybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers stories
    Ladyboys, was it? I might just have to postpone lunch...

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  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    "Since attracting media attention, the couple have been offered a free five-day holiday to Las Vegas by Virgin Holidays."

    Sadly not, it would appear...
    Maybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers stories

    Leave a comment:

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