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How thick can you get?
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Is this how you treat and insult your friend's wife?Originally posted by LondonManc View PostAsking him which hooker gave him crabs would be like asking you which baked bean made you fart.
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What? He got his for free and I've just paid 30 quid for a singular one from Sri LankaOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostAsking him which hooker gave him crabs would be like asking you which baked bean made you fart.
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You're my friend's wife?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIs this how you treat and insult your friend's wife?



The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Oh hell no. After my mother and the enemy, she's the third person I'm most afraid ofOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostMarkymark's wife, you chunt
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ShhhhhhhhhhhhhOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostOh hell no. After my mother and the enemy, she's the third person I'm most afraid of

You feckin pair of chunts
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