I know people who thought they had booked a beach holiday in the sun, only to arrive in a ski resort in freezing snow.
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"Since attracting media attention, the couple have been offered a free five-day holiday to Las Vegas by Virgin Holidays."Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThey both look like typical chavs. What else would one expect?
The good news is that there will be two chavs less in Vegas
Sadly not, it would appear...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Maybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers storiesOriginally posted by Mordac View Post"Since attracting media attention, the couple have been offered a free five-day holiday to Las Vegas by Virgin Holidays."
Sadly not, it would appear...
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Ladyboys, was it? I might just have to postpone lunch...Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers stories
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Not so thick now.Originally posted by Mordac View Post"Since attracting media attention, the couple have been offered a free five-day holiday to Las Vegas by Virgin Holidays."
Sadly not, it would appear...Comment
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Asking him which hooker gave him crabs would be like asking you which baked bean made you fart.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers stories
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Very cute, free holiday and it's good publicity for Virgin.
There's a few people on Linkedin would do well to understand that Birmingham, Alabama and Birmingham, GB are two different places.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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You are not wrong. I was once approached about a job in London, Ontario. The poor bugger got a bit peed off when I asked about expenses, and quoted a "silly" rate. He said "but you already live in London". Yes, I said, indeed I do, just not the London you had in mind.Originally posted by quackhandle View PostVery cute, free holiday and it's good publicity for Virgin.
There's a few people on Linkedin would do well to understand that Birmingham, Alabama and Birmingham, GB are two different places.
qh
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Imagine if you couldn't spell and ended up with a gig in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, instead of Bridgwater. Mind you, at least it would be near Taunton.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou are not wrong. I was once approached about a job in London, Ontario. The poor bugger got a bit peed off when I asked about expenses, and quoted a "silly" rate. He said "but you already live in London". Yes, I said, indeed I do, just not the London you had in mind.
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Now you're getting feisty.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostImagine if you couldn't spell and ended up with a gig in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, instead of Bridgwater. Mind you, at least it would be near Taunton.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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