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    #21
    I know people who thought they had booked a beach holiday in the sun, only to arrive in a ski resort in freezing snow.

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      #22
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      They both look like typical chavs. What else would one expect?

      The good news is that there will be two chavs less in Vegas
      "Since attracting media attention, the couple have been offered a free five-day holiday to Las Vegas by Virgin Holidays."

      Sadly not, it would appear...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        "Since attracting media attention, the couple have been offered a free five-day holiday to Las Vegas by Virgin Holidays."

        Sadly not, it would appear...
        Maybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers stories
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #24
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Maybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers stories
          Ladyboys, was it? I might just have to postpone lunch...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #25
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            "Since attracting media attention, the couple have been offered a free five-day holiday to Las Vegas by Virgin Holidays."

            Sadly not, it would appear...
            Not so thick now.

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              #26
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Maybe FLC should try and get some press interest in one of his "wrong" hookers stories
              Asking him which hooker gave him crabs would be like asking you which baked bean made you fart.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #27
                Very cute, free holiday and it's good publicity for Virgin.

                There's a few people on Linkedin would do well to understand that Birmingham, Alabama and Birmingham, GB are two different places.

                qh
                He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                  Very cute, free holiday and it's good publicity for Virgin.

                  There's a few people on Linkedin would do well to understand that Birmingham, Alabama and Birmingham, GB are two different places.

                  qh
                  You are not wrong. I was once approached about a job in London, Ontario. The poor bugger got a bit peed off when I asked about expenses, and quoted a "silly" rate. He said "but you already live in London". Yes, I said, indeed I do, just not the London you had in mind.
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    You are not wrong. I was once approached about a job in London, Ontario. The poor bugger got a bit peed off when I asked about expenses, and quoted a "silly" rate. He said "but you already live in London". Yes, I said, indeed I do, just not the London you had in mind.
                    Imagine if you couldn't spell and ended up with a gig in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, instead of Bridgwater. Mind you, at least it would be near Taunton.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      Imagine if you couldn't spell and ended up with a gig in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, instead of Bridgwater. Mind you, at least it would be near Taunton.
                      Now you're getting feisty.
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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