Please can you tell me the contents of your wallet so I can judge you

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barrydidit replied

25 April 2016, 08:10
I carry around the possibility of my tenants ever being able to afford their own home. And I spend it all on beer, fags and takeaways.
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vetran replied

25 April 2016, 08:01
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I found a small purse in (ex)mother's drawer yesterday. At last, thinks I, something I can usefully purpose for when I am out and about on my velocipede.

The popper is broken, so purse is useless. Why, why, why would you keep a broken purse in your bedside table drawer for over a decade?

the wife has kept me for 2 decades!
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PurpleGorilla replied

25 April 2016, 07:12
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

I carry protection in my wallet....

America's solution to every problem.

The gun!
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greenlake replied

24 April 2016, 23:14
Originally posted by AtW View Post

She loves me really ...

She depends on you....
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AtW replied

24 April 2016, 23:03
Originally posted by vetran View Post

no she thinks you are a damp lettuce.

She loves me really ...
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vetran replied

24 April 2016, 22:15
Originally posted by AtW View Post

because
you're

no she thinks you are a damp lettuce.
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AtW replied

24 April 2016, 21:45
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

That's cos your Russian...

because
you're
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Mordac replied

24 April 2016, 21:43
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I've got some lint and a 10 euro note left over from holiday. What a loser I am.

If I get nicked by the rozzers, I may have some questions to answer....
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SueEllen replied

24 April 2016, 21:36
Originally posted by AtW View Post

That's cos your Russian...
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AtW replied

24 April 2016, 21:32
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vetran replied

24 April 2016, 21:23
OLSQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwggXWWQrbM
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sasguru replied

24 April 2016, 20:58
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I've still got a picture of the now ex-mrs in my wallet, taken soon after I agreed to marry her.

Happy days.

We have a winner ! Next!
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DimPrawn replied

24 April 2016, 20:53
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Is she now happily married to DP ?

I've still got a picture of the now ex-mrs in my wallet, taken soon after I agreed to marry her.

Happy days.
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sasguru replied

24 April 2016, 20:45
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I found a small purse in (ex)mother's drawer yesterday. At last, thinks I, something I can usefully purpose for when I am out and about on my velocipede.

The popper is broken, so purse is useless. Why, why, why would you keep a broken purse in your bedside table drawer for over a decade?

Sentimental value ....
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greenlake replied

24 April 2016, 20:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I have the bank account details of the Ex-MrsDP. Now I just have to raid her account and the gold will be all mine.

May your dreams come true....
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