Please can you tell me the contents of your wallet so I can judge you

[AtW]

That's cos your Russian...

because
you're

[vetran]

because
you're

no she thinks you are a damp lettuce.

[AtW]

no she thinks you are a damp lettuce.

She loves me really ...

[greenlake]

She loves me really ...

She depends on you....

[PurpleGorilla]

I carry protection in my wallet....

America's solution to every problem.

The gun!

[vetran]

I found a small purse in (ex)mother's drawer yesterday. At last, thinks I, something I can usefully purpose for when I am out and about on my velocipede.

The popper is broken, so purse is useless. Why, why, why would you keep a broken purse in your bedside table drawer for over a decade?

the wife has kept me for 2 decades!

[barrydidit]

I carry around the possibility of my tenants ever being able to afford their own home. And I spend it all on beer, fags and takeaways.