Please can you tell me the contents of your wallet so I can judge you

[BrilloPad]

Is she now happily married to DP ?

They were happily married. But she did not clean behind the fridge. So as DP is a loyal UKIP supporter, she had to go.

[mudskipper]

I found a small purse in (ex)mother's drawer yesterday. At last, thinks I, something I can usefully purpose for when I am out and about on my velocipede.

The popper is broken, so purse is useless. Why, why, why would you keep a broken purse in your bedside table drawer for over a decade?

[greenlake]

I have the bank account details of the Ex-MrsDP. Now I just have to raid her account and the gold will be all mine.

May your dreams come true....

[sasguru]

I found a small purse in (ex)mother's drawer yesterday. At last, thinks I, something I can usefully purpose for when I am out and about on my velocipede.

The popper is broken, so purse is useless. Why, why, why would you keep a broken purse in your bedside table drawer for over a decade?

Sentimental value ....

[DimPrawn]

Is she now happily married to DP ?

I've still got a picture of the now ex-mrs in my wallet, taken soon after I agreed to marry her.



Happy days.

[sasguru]

I've still got a picture of the now ex-mrs in my wallet, taken soon after I agreed to marry her.



Happy days.

We have a winner ! Next!

[vetran]

OLSQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwggXWWQrbM

[AtW]

[SueEllen]

That's cos your Russian...

[Mordac]

I've got some lint and a 10 euro note left over from holiday. What a loser I am.

If I get nicked by the rozzers, I may have some questions to answer....