Please can you tell me the contents of your wallet so I can judge you

**FatLazyContractor** · 24 April 2016, 20:10

4 credit cards
2 debit cards
£500 in cash
Around 200 Euros
A few loyalty cards from the high class hooker establishments

3 condoms (usually for a night's usage)

Driving License
Copy of Passport

**FatLazyContractor** · 24 April 2016, 20:10

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I've got some lint and a 10 euro note left over from holiday. What a loser I am.

We all agree.

**sasguru** · 24 April 2016, 20:11

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

4 credit cards
2 debit cards
£500 in cash
Around 200 Euros
A few loyalty cards from the high class hooker establishments

3 condoms (usually for a night's usage)

Driving License
Copy of Passport

You're a winner. Wish I was you

**FatLazyContractor** · 24 April 2016, 20:12

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

You're a winner. Wish I was you

I don't wish you were me you

.

You were, are and always will be an official

, as suggested by AtW

**sasguru** · 24 April 2016, 20:16

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

I don't wish you were me you

.

You were, are and always will be an official

, as suggested by AtW

Are you as good looking as you are charming?

**greenlake** · 24 April 2016, 20:21

I carry protection in my wallet....

**BrilloPad** · 24 April 2016, 20:21

I have the bank account details of the Ex-MrsDP. Now I just have to raid her account and the gold will be all mine.

**FatLazyContractor** · 24 April 2016, 20:22

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I have the bank account details of the Ex-MrsDP. Now I just have to raid her account and the gold will be all mine.

Is she now happily married to DP ?

**sasguru** · 24 April 2016, 20:23

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I have the bank account details of the Ex-MrsDP. Now I just have to raid her account and the gold will be all mine.

What a winner. Next !

Please can you tell me the contents of your wallet so I can judge you