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vetran replied

18 March 2016, 10:59
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Send the wife out with BP, and turn the porn on for some action. The best you can get at home

With BP? We want her to come back happy!
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FatLazyContractor replied

18 March 2016, 10:16
Originally posted by MarkT View Post

But the question is, take the wife out for lunch or pretend I've got work to do and watch the cricket ?

Send the wife out with BP, and turn the porn on for some action. The best you can get at home
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Troll replied

18 March 2016, 10:07
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

What caliber bullet should he use?

The British one
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MarkT replied

18 March 2016, 10:00
I only just got up......so what's this about helping my wife to see?

Trust me, she sees everything, she's gone out to lunch with her nagging circle, so I'm going to tie the dog's favourite toy to the cat and put it on youtube.
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BrilloPad replied

18 March 2016, 09:33
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

What caliber bullet should he use?

I wish I knew. Sadly I used a lawyer instead.
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SlipTheJab replied

18 March 2016, 09:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Take the wife out. Its cheaper than divorce.

HTH

What caliber bullet should he use?
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BrilloPad replied

18 March 2016, 09:27
Originally posted by MarkT View Post

But the question is, take the wife out for or pretend I've got work to do and watch the cricket ?

Take the wife out. Its cheaper than divorce.

HTH
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vetran replied

18 March 2016, 09:05
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

MrsBP has informed me that this would be a stretch target for you

well as they say any hole is a goal!
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SimonMac replied

18 March 2016, 09:04
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Thanks for letting me know. I was popping round to give your wife a good seeing to.

MrsBP has informed me that this would be a stretch target for you
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vetran replied

18 March 2016, 08:58
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

You as well?

from what she says Brillo doesn't do it "Well".

Tell her I'll see her at 2 O'Clock and to bring the leather.
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SlipTheJab replied

18 March 2016, 08:42
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Thanks for letting me know. I was popping round to give your wife a good seeing to.

I will watch the cricket instead.

You as well?
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BrilloPad replied

18 March 2016, 08:37
Thanks for letting me know. I was popping round to give your wife a good seeing to.

I will watch the cricket instead.
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Chuck replied

18 March 2016, 08:06
Originally posted by MarkT View Post

Line manager is skiing somewhere and doesn't want to be disturbed, rest of the perm team are on hols or wfh

It's good, it's all good.

But the question is, take the wife out for lunch or pretend I've got work to do and watch the cricket ?

The modern way seems to suggest that you should take your wife to lunch and watch the cricket on your phone, while she updates her Facebook.
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WTFH replied

18 March 2016, 00:17
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Who is skiing??

No, Who's on first.

Mark:
Work + Cricket.
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northernladuk replied

17 March 2016, 22:57
Who is skiing??
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