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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Take the wife out. Its cheaper than divorce.

    HTH
    What caliber bullet should he use?

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      #12
      Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
      What caliber bullet should he use?
      I wish I knew. Sadly I used a lawyer instead.

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        #13
        I only just got up......so what's this about helping my wife to see?

        Trust me, she sees everything, she's gone out to lunch with her nagging circle, so I'm going to tie the dog's favourite toy to the cat and put it on youtube.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
          What caliber bullet should he use?
          The British one
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarkT View Post

            But the question is, take the wife out for lunch or pretend I've got work to do and watch the cricket ?
            Send the wife out with BP, and turn the porn on for some action. The best you can get at home

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              #16
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Send the wife out with BP, and turn the porn on for some action. The best you can get at home
              With BP? We want her to come back happy!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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