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Previously on "HMRC Lets fight Terror, Fear and APNs"

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Very few are stupid enough for the "you can start a thread insulting xyz" line though.....
    Yeah what sort of muppet cockwomble would...............Oh!! Move along nothing to see here!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Choking pole
    Oh yes, that was it

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    What was that "pole" thingummy aussielong used to use? I forget the exact phrase, but that was quite funny too.
    Choking pole

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    WankPuffin now sits alongside CockWallet in my favourite insults list.
    What was that "pole" thingummy aussielong used to use? I forget the exact phrase, but that was quite funny too.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    In this madhouse everyone ends up getting banned at some point.
    Very few are stupid enough for the "you can start a thread insulting xyz" line though.....

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    WTF?
    Could you rewrite that in English?

    To be a true CUK'er - you don't need to do anything and have nothing happen...
    ie Not ask for a ban and not be banned.
    Phew, for a minute there I thought I was going to have to hand in my membership card.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    You're not a true Cukker unless you have not ASKED to be banned and got it.
    FTFY
    WTF?
    Could you rewrite that in English?

    To be a true CUK'er - you don't need to do anything and have nothing happen...
    ie Not ask for a ban and not be banned.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You're not a true Cukker unless you have not ASKED to be banned and got it. Gotta wear the badge with pride!
    FTFY

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    I always think of you as more smug than proud but hey ho just a matter of perception
    And on that note it's time for bed. Night night peeps.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You're not a true Cukker unless you've been banned. Gotta wear the badge with pride!
    I always think of you as more smug than proud but hey ho just a matter of perception

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    In this madhouse everyone ends up getting banned at some point.
    You're not a true Cukker unless you've been banned. Gotta wear the badge with pride!

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Not nowadays I think you'll find and most end up getting banned.
    As above.
    In this madhouse everyone ends up getting banned at some point.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    Well given that you accuse pretty well every single poster one right isn't exactly anything to brag about.
    Not nowadays I think you'll find and most end up getting banned.
    No! given the number of sockies and your scatter gun approach the law of averages would predict a much higher hit rate - so I can only conclude you are 'kin useless.

    hth
    As above.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    OMG I got one right!!!
    Well given that you accuse pretty well every single poster one right isn't exactly anything to brag about.

    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I'm getting better at this.
    No! given the number of sockies and your scatter gun approach the law of averages would predict a much higher hit rate - so I can only conclude you are 'kin useless.

    hth

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  • vetran
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    Muppet and CurtainStain.

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