Reply to: AH puddy cats

[greenlake]

you will be wanting one of these

SFW but not for cats

Motion Activated Water Gun Turret | Make: DIY Projects and Ideas for Makers

For a more permanent solution, a couple of these should do the trick....

[SueEllen]

No,

Of course cats are all different.

Humans are all different.

The problem it's not the cat, it's the owner.

And cats are semi-wild they haven't been domesticated as long as dogs. Hence their love of bringing people they like "presents".

[Bee]

@wysiwyg Some cats will only scratch the scratching post while others will scratch everything insight.

Cats are all different.

This is part of the reason some people don't like them as each cat has a different personality. They can't work out why one cat is extremely friendly while another simply dislikes all humans including their owner.

No,

Humans are all different.

The problem it's not the cat, it's the owner.

[FatLazyContractor]

I like the water gun turret I've got one from amazon ready for summer.

qh

Speak to AtW if you are looking for a proper one.

[quackhandle]

Get a dog who dislikes cats or get a great big tomcat who dislikes other cats. The tomcat has the advantage it can keep the entire row and street free of cats.

I do have a dog and we are working on it. I don't want him to get at one (as knowing my luck he'll lose an eye) but enough to know the garden is his domain now.

Think the previous owners didn't care too much.

I like the water gun turret I've got one from amazon ready for summer.

qh

[SueEllen]

I have three of the ****ers crapping all over mine.

This summer is war.



F**king hate cats - the pet of the lazy f*cker.

qh

Get a dog who dislikes cats or get a great big tomcat who dislikes other cats. The tomcat has the advantage it can keep the entire row and street free of cats.

[SueEllen]

Cats should be to trainable to wipe there feet as well, I just had a load of decorating done day after they finished I found muddy paw prints up 3 walls under the windows were they run up the walls, little f**kers.

They are trainable. You just need to spend lots of time with the cat and it helps a lot if they like humans.

[vetran]

you will be wanting one of these

SFW but not for cats

Motion Activated Water Gun Turret | Make: DIY Projects and Ideas for Makers

[quackhandle]

Will it stop them using my garden as a toilet?

I have three of the ****ers crapping all over mine.

This summer is war.



F**king hate cats - the pet of the lazy f*cker.

qh

[seanraaron]

Yeah that was my thought. Although I guess it makes them look 'cuter' when they keep falling off things

They also tend to become more aggressive since they've lost one of their main weapons. In order to de-claw a cat you have to remove the last joint in their fingers. No vet that actually had any regard for their profession would perform this operation.

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

Cats should be to trainable to wipe there feet as well, I just had a load of decorating done day after they finished I found muddy paw prints up 3 walls under the windows were they run up the walls, little f**kers.

[DimPrawn]

Cats are all different.

This is part of the reason some people don't like them as each cat has a different personality. They can't work out why one cat is extremely friendly while another simply dislikes all humans including their owner.

So a bit like women then?

[SueEllen]

@wysiwyg Some cats will only scratch the scratching post while others will scratch everything insight.

Cats are all different.

This is part of the reason some people don't like them as each cat has a different personality. They can't work out why one cat is extremely friendly while another simply dislikes all humans including their owner.

[d000hg]

It's actually worse.

Cats use their claws if they fall or jump to grip onto things. It basically stops them being a proper cat.

Yeah that was my thought. Although I guess it makes them look 'cuter' when they keep falling off things

[wysiwyg]

Poor cats. Get a sofa(I don't know any expensive English brand) for them.

FTFY