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Previously on "How many of your neighbours are having an affir?"

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  • RasputinDude
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    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    Who is this poor soul Andy W and what has he done to get so many blokes on an internet forum talk about knocking the back out of his mother?
    A simple google search on this term will give you the information that you need. Some of it is comedy genius.
    Code:
    andyw site://forums.contractoruk.com

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    AndyW is a CUK legend...
    Andyw

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  • OnceStonedRose
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    AndyW is a CUK legend...
    Ahhh right, that explains it all, cheers.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View Post
    Who is this poor soul Andy W and what has he done to get so many blokes on an internet forum talk about knocking the back out of his mother?
    AndyW is a CUK legend...

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  • OnceStonedRose
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    Who is this poor soul Andy W and what has he done to get so many blokes on an internet forum talk about knocking the back out of his mother?

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  • cojak
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    I thought that Beeston Nottingham was a hotbed (fnar, fnar) for that kind of thing?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    So that's two. I know the woman on the right isn't having an affair, as she's only shagging me.
    AndyW's mum?

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  • MarillionFan
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    The woman across the road is shagging the guy four doors down.
    Next door on the left is also shagging about, couple of guys around the area.




    So that's two. I know the woman on the right isn't having an affair, as she's only shagging me.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    Is that know or "know"?
    none of them biblically.

    funniest one was the lady who had OCD and was having a torrid affair with her colleague she spent the entire time trying to work out if it was too dirty or too sexy. Kept asking my wife & I for reassurance, difficult keeping a straight face.

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  • original PM
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    Runcorn is nearest to me.

    Rich pickings you may say but experience tells me that while the odds are good, the goods are odd.

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  • WTFH
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    240 in the nearest town to me.

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    914 in Slough?

    I know 4 of them
    Is that know or "know"?

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  • vetran
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    914 in Slough?

    I know 4 of them

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  • How many of your neighbours are having an affir?

    https://www.illicitencounters.com/ma.../?page=ranking

    The good folk of High Wycombe are all at it (well 2119 of them are).

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