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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Gideonium - A fake metal similar to fools gold, relies on the decieved to provide a false value of worth. Highly volatile over short periods of time.

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  • LondonManc
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    Gorillium - Blames elements discovered longer ago for its high atomic number.

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  • northernladuk
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    Northernladium - Highly volatile and unstable in the presence of air. Reacts violently with Noobinium and Moronium. Should be kept submerged for a long period of time.

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  • WTFH
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    Agentium - absorbs 20% of everything around it while being inactive.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Contractium

    Prized for its value, expensive, bright lustre.

    Material never stays static for long, as risk of turning into permieum a far less valuable element, of dull lustre.

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  • darmstadt
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    Toryium - its not what you think it is...

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Entitlementium - Element that expects life to be easy and everything laid out on a plate.

    Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 7 January 2016, 09:35.

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  • LondonManc
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    Utubium - hypnotic element that causes time to pass more quickly than you expected.

    Kardashium - fastest-acting money-reducing agent known to man. All the lustre of gold with none of its quality

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  • DaveB
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    Well since they are all Heavy Metal elements one of them should be Lemmium, or possibly Kilsmisterium.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Careful boy! we are watching you.

    PS Or would be if we hadn't mislaid our glasses again.
    Who you calling boy? Grandad.

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  • xoggoth
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    Leftium. Demands protons from other elements due to belief that all deserve an equal atomic weight.

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  • xoggoth
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    Boomeranium
    Careful boy! we are watching you.

    PS Or would be if we hadn't mislaid our glasses again.

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  • original PM
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    Hipsterium

    Does not appear to do anything useful.

    Makes an annoying whiny noise when pressure is applied.

    If left alone it will make itself look increasingly more stupid - this characteristic appears to be infinite as we still find more and more stupid looking ones each day.

    Or something

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post

    Scientific symbol: BLT
    Sandwiched on the periodic table between Boomium and Bustium.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Boomeranium

    Can grow in mass by sucking the energy out of other elements. Tends to dominate the periodic table. Actually it owns the table.

    Scientific symbol: BLT

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