The screwdriver conundrum

[DodgyAgent]

The screwdriver fairy brought it.

It's a plant

[Forgotmylogin]

This is pretty bad. Clearly there's a strong anti-Jaffa sentiment.

Wot, like in Aladdin?

[d000hg]

This is pretty bad. Clearly there's a strong anti-Jaffa sentiment.

[MarillionFan]

I've seen you ban people for stuff less offensive, admittedly less offensive to the muslim and duskier parts of the population!

I think you're being to sensitive. Think of all those oranges having their heads smashed everyday in so we can drink them, now that's a holocaust!

[TykeMerc]

I've seen you ban people for stuff less offensive, admittedly less offensive to the muslim and duskier parts of the population!

[NotAllThere]

Freshly SQUEEZED orange juice?

[vetran]

The screwdriver fairy brought it.

you can't say that you Sissie!

[d000hg]

Kids walking past who had nicked it and chucked it away?

[NotAllThere]

The screwdriver fairy brought it.

[stek]

Freshly SQUEEZED orange juice?

[EternalOptimist]

Been on guard for half an hour now. Only one intruder so far, that was the missus coming back from the Trafford centre.

The screwdriver is still there, southwest perimeter is secure and both cats are ok.

over and out

[MarillionFan]

Mrs EO brings me a coffee this a.m. and tells me there is a screwdriver on our front lawn.

It's a modern, relatively new long bladed posi drive. maybe a foot long


mmmm. where DID it come from ?

I'll be on guard duty for the next few weeks, looking out for burgulars

Maybe your neighbours are trying to tell you, you have a screw loose.

[WTFH]

If it was a flat headed drive and I believed the DF, then yes, I'd wonder about burglars. A posidrive isn't particularly useful in B&E.
Sure it's not a workman who has dropped it, or maybe the postman was delivering a parcel to next door and that fell out?

[FatLazyContractor]

Mrs EO brings me a coffee this a.m. and tells me there is a screwdriver on our front lawn.

It's a modern, relatively new long bladed posi drive. maybe a foot long


mmmm. where DID it come from ?

I'll be on guard duty for the next few weeks, looking out for burgulars

Someone trying to screw your wife when you are away, may be?

[EternalOptimist]

Mrs EO brings me a coffee this a.m. and tells me there is a screwdriver on our front lawn.

It's a modern, relatively new long bladed posi drive. maybe a foot long


mmmm. where DID it come from ?

I'll be on guard duty for the next few weeks, looking out for burgulars