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Previously on "I'm an arse! (official)"

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    I thought unicorns were lesbians who are sexually attractive to heterosexuals of either sex, but a transexual unicorn ?
    In that repect, Unicorns are single bi-females on swinging sites
    Last edited by SimonMac; 29 July 2015, 13:15.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    It's just a horsey who always wanted to be a unicorn...
    A D*ckhead with a hard on?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    I thought unicorns were lesbians who are sexually attractive to heterosexuals of either sex, but a transexual unicorn ?
    It's just a horsey who always wanted to be a unicorn...

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    She's a transexual unicorn?
    I thought unicorns were lesbians who are sexually attractive to heterosexuals of either sex, but a transexual unicorn ?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Uh oh. I'm doomed
    She's a transexual unicorn?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Yes it is.

    HTH.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    We cannot judge on where on the scale of stupidity you without knowing some basics, how hot and how crazy is she.

    Uh oh. I'm doomed

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  • SimonMac
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    We cannot judge on where on the scale of stupidity you without knowing some basics, how hot and how crazy is she.

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  • suityou01
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    This is better of posted on DadsNet?

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  • unixman
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Urgh I'm still flirting with my American "wifey", I'm wrong in the head

    ffs I'm a lunatic.

    Eh? Is this a Windows 10 thread?

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    One gf is knackering enough, I can't imagine bothering to do that

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  • Scruff
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    Have you inspected the undercarriage to clear up the LadyBoy / GeezerBird conundrum?

    I would suggest that as a course of action in order to progress to Plan B and get out of Armonk

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  • Pondlife
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    The longer it goes on, the worse it will be.


    Hell hath no fury...

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  • mudskipper
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    And yes, you are.

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  • cojak
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    Yes it is.

    HTH.

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