Reply to: Size not important - but it's got to be pretty.

[GlenW]

bunch of slappers you lot!

That's an accusation I've never denied.

[vetran]

My only requirement is a pulse.

bunch of slappers you lot!

[GlenW]

speak for yourself. I like looks & enthusiasm.

My only requirement is a pulse.

[vetran]

She's female - that's all that's needed for most (heterosexual) males.

speak for yourself. I like looks & enthusiasm.

[SimonMac]

She's female - that's all that's needed for most (heterosexual) males.

The bacon lube did it for me

[NotAllThere]

Isn't that your responsibility, rather?

She's female - that's all that's needed for most (heterosexual) males.

The original study here NSFW

Please, this thread is not useless without pictures.

[greenlake]

MS you treating us chaps like we are pieces of Meatus?

Bacon is the answer....

[MaryPoppins]

Isn't that your responsibility, rather?

Of course.

[d000hg]

Hardness is first and foremost. A wonderful penis is useless if it's not rock hard, as I recall.

Isn't that your responsibility, rather?

[MaryPoppins]

And pray tell, which characteristics do you rate in what order ?

Hardness is first and foremost. A wonderful penis is useless if it's not rock hard, as I recall.

Followed by girth, soft skin and some good vein distribution.

[SimonMac]

TBH, I think if she/he has got to the point of admiring its aesthetics, you're probably in there anyway.

Ah so its similar to the giggle point on a woman, get your hand that far up her leg and you are laughing

[Platypus]

I got around a bit in my day. I became quite the cock-connoisseur.

And pray tell, which characteristics do you rate in what order ?

[suityou01]

Scientists Reveal What The Perfect Penis Looks Like | IFLScience

I'm still giggling at the urinary opening being called the meatus. New word of the day.


"What general cosmetic appearance means is anyone's guess, but it’s probably best not to google 'ugly scrotum' if you’re trying to find out."

It's Latin. The entrance to the Huhu is called a Beefus Curtainus. Again meat related. Strange people them Romans.

[MaryPoppins]

My experience is quite limited, so I don't have a great deal of comparative data.

I got around a bit in my day. I became quite the cock-connoisseur.

[mudskipper]

Not sure I agree with much in this "study".

My experience is quite limited, so I don't have a great deal of comparative data.