Size not important - but it's got to be pretty.

[mudskipper]

Scientists Reveal What The Perfect Penis Looks Like | IFLScience

I'm still giggling at the urinary opening being called the meatus. New word of the day.


"What general cosmetic appearance means is anyone's guess, but it’s probably best not to google 'ugly scrotum' if you’re trying to find out."

[barrydidit]

I thought 'Chap's eye' was the formal medical term for such apparatus?

[vetran]

MS you treating us chaps like we are pieces of Meatus?

do you know I have never had any lady comment on the overall appearance of my chap.

There have been comments about its large size of course.

[vetran]

I thought 'Chap's eye' was the formal medical term for such apparatus?

I always understood it was 'Japs eye' due to its shape.

[tractor]

...

I feel violated.

I am so tired of being treated like a sex object.

[SimonMac]

So if I draw a smiley face on Pedro and slap on a funny hat its more likely to get me laid?

[tractor]

...

So if I draw a smiley face on Pedro and slap on a funny hat its more likely to get me laid?

Quite a cock-eyed idea but worth trying.

[mudskipper]

So if I draw a smiley face on Pedro and slap on a funny hat its more likely to get me laid?

TBH, I think if she/he has got to the point of admiring its aesthetics, you're probably in there anyway.

[tractor]

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TBH, I think if she/he/they have got to the point of admiring checking out its aesthetics, you're probably in there anyway.

FTFY

[barrydidit]

I always understood it was 'Japs eye' due to its shape.

Indeed, but if pulled up for racism then one can 'clarify' what was said and turn the tables quickly