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Previously on "Size not important - but it's got to be pretty."

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    bunch of slappers you lot!
    That's an accusation I've never denied.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    My only requirement is a pulse.
    bunch of slappers you lot!

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    speak for yourself. I like looks & enthusiasm.
    My only requirement is a pulse.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    She's female - that's all that's needed for most (heterosexual) males.
    speak for yourself. I like looks & enthusiasm.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    She's female - that's all that's needed for most (heterosexual) males.
    The bacon lube did it for me

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Isn't that your responsibility, rather?
    She's female - that's all that's needed for most (heterosexual) males.

    The original study here NSFW

    Please, this thread is not useless without pictures.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    MS you treating us chaps like we are pieces of Meatus?
    Bacon is the answer....

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Isn't that your responsibility, rather?
    Of course.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Hardness is first and foremost. A wonderful penis is useless if it's not rock hard, as I recall.
    Isn't that your responsibility, rather?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    And pray tell, which characteristics do you rate in what order ?
    Hardness is first and foremost. A wonderful penis is useless if it's not rock hard, as I recall.

    Followed by girth, soft skin and some good vein distribution.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    TBH, I think if she/he has got to the point of admiring its aesthetics, you're probably in there anyway.
    Ah so its similar to the giggle point on a woman, get your hand that far up her leg and you are laughing

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I got around a bit in my day. I became quite the cock-connoisseur.
    And pray tell, which characteristics do you rate in what order ?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Scientists Reveal What The Perfect Penis Looks Like | IFLScience

    I'm still giggling at the urinary opening being called the meatus. New word of the day.


    "What general cosmetic appearance means is anyone's guess, but it’s probably best not to google 'ugly scrotum' if you’re trying to find out."
    It's Latin. The entrance to the Huhu is called a Beefus Curtainus. Again meat related. Strange people them Romans.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    My experience is quite limited, so I don't have a great deal of comparative data.
    I got around a bit in my day. I became quite the cock-connoisseur.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Not sure I agree with much in this "study".
    My experience is quite limited, so I don't have a great deal of comparative data.

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