Size not important - but it's got to be pretty.

[FatLazyContractor]

There have been comments about its large size of course.

Horizontally? or Vertically?

[vetran]

Horizontally? or Vertically?

however she wants it, I'm all about her pleasure!

[MaryPoppins]

Not sure I agree with much in this "study".

[mudskipper]

Not sure I agree with much in this "study".

My experience is quite limited, so I don't have a great deal of comparative data.

[MaryPoppins]

My experience is quite limited, so I don't have a great deal of comparative data.

I got around a bit in my day. I became quite the cock-connoisseur.

[suityou01]

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I'm still giggling at the urinary opening being called the meatus. New word of the day.


"What general cosmetic appearance means is anyone's guess, but it’s probably best not to google 'ugly scrotum' if you’re trying to find out."

It's Latin. The entrance to the Huhu is called a Beefus Curtainus. Again meat related. Strange people them Romans.

[Platypus]

I got around a bit in my day. I became quite the cock-connoisseur.

And pray tell, which characteristics do you rate in what order ?

[SimonMac]

TBH, I think if she/he has got to the point of admiring its aesthetics, you're probably in there anyway.

Ah so its similar to the giggle point on a woman, get your hand that far up her leg and you are laughing

[MaryPoppins]

And pray tell, which characteristics do you rate in what order ?

Hardness is first and foremost. A wonderful penis is useless if it's not rock hard, as I recall.

Followed by girth, soft skin and some good vein distribution.

[d000hg]

Hardness is first and foremost. A wonderful penis is useless if it's not rock hard, as I recall.

Isn't that your responsibility, rather?