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BrilloPad replied

21 June 2015, 08:58
KUATB

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post2107424
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mudskipper replied

21 June 2015, 06:35
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Welcome back <redacted>

Methinks you've got the wrong sockiemaster.
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FatLazyContractor replied

20 June 2015, 21:17
Originally posted by Albert Steptoe View Post

Will Ugly Betty's wobbly lycra clad bottom be there?

Welcome back <redacted>
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Albert Steptoe replied

20 June 2015, 21:01
Will Ugly Betty's wobbly lycra clad bottom be there?
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xoggoth replied

20 June 2015, 20:59
wobbly lycra clad bottoms

Mmmm. I'm convinced.
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Pondlife replied

20 June 2015, 19:38
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Birthday pressie?

Can you just imagine the trouble I'd be in.
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eek replied

20 June 2015, 19:28
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

So, where do you see yourself in five years time?

Retired....
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mudskipper replied

20 June 2015, 19:20
Originally posted by eek View Post

Sorry. Spent most of Friday morning talking to agents. This weekend is called reading up on things that never matter except in interview questions....

So, where do you see yourself in five years time?
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mudskipper replied

20 June 2015, 19:19
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

TFA!

Need to sort the garden as we're doing a BBQ for father's day.

Just bought one of those Karcher indoor steam cleaners. What can I say, Mrs P is a lucky lady.

Birthday pressie?
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eek replied

20 June 2015, 16:55
Sorry. Spent most of Friday morning talking to agents. This weekend is called reading up on things that never matter except in interview questions....
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Pondlife replied

20 June 2015, 15:25
TFA!

Need to sort the garden as we're doing a BBQ for father's day.

Just bought one of those Karcher indoor steam cleaners. What can I say, Mrs P is a lucky lady.
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mudskipper replied

20 June 2015, 12:43
Originally posted by vetran View Post

shouldn't have asked her what flavour lube oil she likes, the choices of axle or penetrating don't impress unless its NLYuk.

sorry to hear it, is this the one that you were engaged to before?

FTFY
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vetran replied

20 June 2015, 12:30
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

TFA!

I'm not (now) going for a mucky weekend with my (female) boss, which I'm pretty miffed about TBH. She's gone all "business conduct rules" on me t

shouldn't have asked her what flavour lube oil she likes, the choices of axle or penetrating don't impress unless its NLYuk.

sorry to hear it, is this the one that you were thinking about pleasuring before?
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Platypus replied

19 June 2015, 21:40
TFA!

I'm not (now) going for a mucky weekend with my (female) boss, which I'm pretty miffed about TBH. She's gone all "business conduct rules" on me

I least she told me in time to get a full refund on the super-swanky hotel I had booked.

So I have no bloody idea now. Might be Plan B = coke and hookers
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mudskipper replied

19 June 2015, 20:21
Originally posted by tarbera View Post

We do it in ipse forums now !!

I kinda thought two weeks running might be pushing it
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