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Previously on "Old biddy falls down some stairs"

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  • vetran
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    When Madonna fell down the stairs, 5000 audible gasps were heard in the O2.

    Which was then followed by 5000 people saying "Is Mummy okay?"

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  • TheFaQQer
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  • Uncle Albert
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    Look at her go!

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  • OnceStonedRose
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    She is top drawer. Bit miserable, horny and rich, just how I like 'em.

    *edit* and injured

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    There is a reason why pensioners have stairlifts
    she is only 56 and probably fitter than most of us.

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  • BoredBloke
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    There is a reason why pensioners have stairlifts

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    WGAS when her titties were still inside?

    Well, in her case, even if they were everywhere outside ....

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  • EternalOptimist
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    The green party are asking for an official enquiry with a possible ban on all stairs

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    No. CAn you share a link?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Have you seen the pictures on her Tumblr account?
    No. CAn you share a link?

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  • vetran
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    Have you seen the pictures on her Tumblr account?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Also, she's asked that everyone, especially Argentina stops crying for her and told her father he can stop praying now.




    <sorry>

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  • d000hg
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    Credit to her for getting up and carrying on. Especially since I think it was live singing, doing that after a fall can't be easy.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    So there was the fallen Madonna with the big boobies, so where was the Knockwurst sausage ?

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  • Pondlife
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    Also, she's asked that everyone, especially Argentina stops crying for her and told her father he can stop praying now.




    <sorry>

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