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Previously on "Did you wash that t!tty love?!"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Not me, 'onest, but...
    Like licking a 9 volt battery.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Smelly ladies. Mmmmm.
    Not me, 'onest, but...

    I have a friend who made the mistake of going down on a girl on the last day of a four day music festival. The next day he was constantly aware of a rank fishy smell and his friends gave him a few funny looks but didn't say anything. When he got home later that evening he discovered that his beard was entirely caked in white discharge. He still happily refers to it as "the tale of the Father Christmas beard."

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  • quackhandle
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    The soapless experiment

    daily-wash-is-doing-you-more-harm-than-good

    qh

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  • suityou01
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    I haven't showered today and I stink.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Smelly ladies. Mmmmm.
    +1

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Maybe it's a myth but I thought "working class folk" used to be known for being very strict on cleanliness, as a pride thing "we don't have much but everything is clean"?

    Did you come from such a background, or are you a middle-class Geordie?
    My grandfather was a miner but my father owned his own business, so I guess I'm a bit of an in-betweener.
    By the way the correct term for a middle-class Geordie is Social Worker.

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  • d000hg
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    Maybe it's a myth but I thought "working class folk" used to be known for being very strict on cleanliness, as a pride thing "we don't have much but everything is clean"?

    Did you come from such a background, or are you a middle-class Geordie?

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I'm one of the younger people on this site, did most of you grow up in an environment where you showered or bathed every day as children? I sure didn't - parents from the post-war era being very frugal I think.
    I've always bathed at least once a day and so do my children. Maybe us Geordies are just cleaner people or are so used to shagging mingers that we get into the habit of bathing more frequently.

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  • d000hg
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    I'm one of the younger people on this site, did most of you grow up in an environment where you showered or bathed every day as children? I sure didn't - parents from the post-war era being very frugal I think.

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  • xoggoth
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    Smelly ladies. Mmmmm.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Good! I like them filthy!

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  • Goatfell
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It's not like most of us actually do work which gets us sweaty or dirty.
    You don't travel on the tube then?

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  • BrilloPad
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    If any of the CUK ladies cannot be bothered to wash themselves I will be happy to pop round and give them a good clean up. I have a special loofah for this.

    HTH

    PS Due to training I often shower 3 times a day!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Neither do I. Why is that so shocking?

    A shower every other day is plenty, especially if the where you live the water is hard. You'll be scratching until the cows come home.
    I shower every day in very hard water, without the least itch. Have you checked yourself for lice and/or fleas?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    you're

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