Originally posted by TykeMerc
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On a slightly off topic note, it is refreshing to see that some of the blokes on here, despite the rough, laddish behaviour, are really old romantics at heart
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostVarious people of the female persuasion over the years have been described as 'the pig in lipstick'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnot exactly words you shouldn't use, but when I was a lad our pub had a bird we called 'the parrot'
partly because of her nose and partly because she liked a cockatoo
Then there was the bird with the full length leather with not much underneath who was called 'Dulux' because one coat covered all
and who can forget the middle aged munter. 'wig an a mask'
er. I wish I could...
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not exactly words you shouldn't use, but when I was a lad our pub had a bird we called 'the parrot'
partly because of her nose and partly because she liked a cockatoo
Then there was the bird with the full length leather with not much underneath who was called 'Dulux' because one coat covered all
and who can forget the middle aged munter. 'wig an a mask'
er. I wish I could...
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostThe lesbian capital of the UK. Mostly munters though.
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostCough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
Close but no prize.
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostCough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
Close but no prize.
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostIsn't that a cough medicine? That's what a man I met in a bar in Keighley told me anyway.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostTie wraps and rohypnol will do that for you.
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