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Previously on "Words we mustn't use"

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  • SteelyDan
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    I believe they became known as "Stills" instead as in Still Bennys....

    The prevailing style of headgear in that rather chilly environment being a woolly hat and Crossroads being on air at the time of the Falklands Conflict.
    This is the more accurate version...

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  • TestMangler
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    On a slightly off topic note, it is refreshing to see that some of the blokes on here, despite the rough, laddish behaviour, are really old romantics at heart

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    Various people of the female persuasion over the years have been described as 'the pig in lipstick'
    or, in a particular Halifax nightclub, mutton dressed as mutton.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    not exactly words you shouldn't use, but when I was a lad our pub had a bird we called 'the parrot'
    partly because of her nose and partly because she liked a cockatoo

    Then there was the bird with the full length leather with not much underneath who was called 'Dulux' because one coat covered all

    and who can forget the middle aged munter. 'wig an a mask'
    er. I wish I could...
    Various people of the female persuasion over the years have been described as 'the pig in lipstick'

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  • EternalOptimist
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    not exactly words you shouldn't use, but when I was a lad our pub had a bird we called 'the parrot'
    partly because of her nose and partly because she liked a cockatoo

    Then there was the bird with the full length leather with not much underneath who was called 'Dulux' because one coat covered all

    and who can forget the middle aged munter. 'wig an a mask'
    er. I wish I could...

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Whilst being most beneficial for gaining some sort of pleasure from men with incredibly small todgers.

    As I'm sure you know.
    She shoots.... She scores... Back of the net!!!!

    Oh good shot Sir Madam!

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Agree. They'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.
    Changing the subject somewhat: The Olive Grove at Hebden Bridge is a very good restaurant.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    The lesbian capital of the UK. Mostly munters though.
    Agree. They'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Then you went to a bar in Hebden Bridge. Liar!
    The lesbian capital of the UK. Mostly munters though.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
    Close but no prize.
    Then you went to a bar in Hebden Bridge. Liar!

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
    Close but no prize.
    Normal night out in Keighley then....

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    And had your cough disappeared when you woke up ? Any other side effects ? (Like a raging sore arse and an extra tenner in your pocket)
    Cough still there, arse sore and wallet missing.
    Close but no prize.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by GlenW View Post
    Isn't that a cough medicine? That's what a man I met in a bar in Keighley told me anyway.
    And had your cough disappeared when you woke up ? Any other side effects ? (Like a raging sore arse and an extra tenner in your pocket)

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  • GlenW
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Tie wraps and rohypnol will do that for you.
    Isn't that a cough medicine? That's what a man I met in a bar in Keighley told me anyway.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Tie wraps and rohypnol will do that for you.
    Will pass it on to him...

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