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Previously on "Age related health checks"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I'm told that as men get older they should have yearly visits to the proctologist. But frankly, I can't be arsed.

    At least it means you're guaranteed some action once a year.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Hehe. At my medical the German speaking nurse plugged me into the ECG.

    The wires were thick.
    The clips looked sturdy enough for a truck battery
    I could see a medieval castle out of the window

    Just as I started wondering if she was a descendant of Frankenstein she whipped some blood out of me.

    So a vampire as well.

    I was seriously wondering if I 'd wandered onto a Hammer Horror film set by accident.

    OK I was lying about the castle. That was on the hill above and behind the doctor's surgery so I couldn't see it while plugged in.

    I knew it was there though.
    You weren't in Eberstadt Klinikum perchance, only you can see Burg Frankenstein from there?

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    try the PSA test, you give blood, not flowers and a false ID.
    Hehe. At my medical the German speaking nurse plugged me into the ECG.

    The wires were thick.
    The clips looked sturdy enough for a truck battery
    I could see a medieval castle out of the window

    Just as I started wondering if she was a descendant of Frankenstein she whipped some blood out of me.

    So a vampire as well.

    I was seriously wondering if I 'd wandered onto a Hammer Horror film set by accident.

    OK I was lying about the castle. That was on the hill above and behind the doctor's surgery so I couldn't see it while plugged in.

    I knew it was there though.

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  • vetran
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    try the PSA test, you give blood, not flowers and a false ID.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Age related? Is this where they count the rings?


    1.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    How's life treating you?
    Probably better than I deserve

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  • mudskipper
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    Age related? Is this where they count the rings?

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Did you tell your doctor about your obsession to post on CUK?
    What Obsession?

    I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSION ABOUT POSTING ON CUK!!!



    P.S. Nice to see you back. How's life treating you?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Just had a medical. Nowt wrong with me that eating less pasta and using the gym a bit more won't sort out.
    Did you tell your doctor about your obsession to post on CUK?

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  • NickFitz
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    "Hey, I don't even let anybody wag their finger in my face" - Tony Soprano.

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  • Sysman
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    Just had a medical.

    Nowt wrong with me that eating less pasta and using the gym a bit more won't sort out.

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  • Paddy
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    When passing next you can ask him to look you up.

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  • NotAllThere
    started a topic Age related health checks

    Age related health checks

    I'm told that as men get older they should have yearly visits to the proctologist. But frankly, I can't be arsed.

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