Age related health checks

[d000hg]

I'm told that as men get older they should have yearly visits to the proctologist. But frankly, I can't be arsed.

At least it means you're guaranteed some action once a year.

[darmstadt]

Hehe. At my medical the German speaking nurse plugged me into the ECG.

The wires were thick.
The clips looked sturdy enough for a truck battery
I could see a medieval castle out of the window

Just as I started wondering if she was a descendant of Frankenstein she whipped some blood out of me.

So a vampire as well.

I was seriously wondering if I 'd wandered onto a Hammer Horror film set by accident.

OK I was lying about the castle. That was on the hill above and behind the doctor's surgery so I couldn't see it while plugged in.

I knew it was there though.

You weren't in Eberstadt Klinikum perchance, only you can see Burg Frankenstein from there?

[Sysman]

try the PSA test, you give blood, not flowers and a false ID.

Hehe. At my medical the German speaking nurse plugged me into the ECG.

The wires were thick.
The clips looked sturdy enough for a truck battery
I could see a medieval castle out of the window

Just as I started wondering if she was a descendant of Frankenstein she whipped some blood out of me.

So a vampire as well.

I was seriously wondering if I 'd wandered onto a Hammer Horror film set by accident.

OK I was lying about the castle. That was on the hill above and behind the doctor's surgery so I couldn't see it while plugged in.

I knew it was there though.

[vetran]

try the PSA test, you give blood, not flowers and a false ID.

[suityou01]

Age related? Is this where they count the rings?

1.

[AtW]

How's life treating you?

Probably better than I deserve

[mudskipper]

Age related? Is this where they count the rings?

[Sysman]

Did you tell your doctor about your obsession to post on CUK?

What Obsession?

I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSION ABOUT POSTING ON CUK!!!



P.S. Nice to see you back. How's life treating you?

[AtW]

Just had a medical. Nowt wrong with me that eating less pasta and using the gym a bit more won't sort out.

Did you tell your doctor about your obsession to post on CUK?

[NickFitz]

"Hey, I don't even let anybody wag their finger in my face" - Tony Soprano.

[Sysman]

Just had a medical.

Nowt wrong with me that eating less pasta and using the gym a bit more won't sort out.

[Paddy]

When passing next you can ask him to look you up.

[NotAllThere]

I'm told that as men get older they should have yearly visits to the proctologist. But frankly, I can't be arsed.