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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou have to have these experiences to learn that though. Smarts is smarts. Guile and cunning takes a little longer.
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Have you forgotten to take your lithium? You could try swallowing a CR2032 battery instead.
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThis. I knew a guy who was an agricultural engineer. One particular model of tractor had a 'feature' whereby a small stone could jump up and lodge in the workings somewhere preventing the hydraulics functioning correctly. He got loads of work from that issue, but never told any farmers about it cos then they'd fix it themselves and he wouldn't be able to bill for it and wouldn't pick up other work whilst he was on site.
I detest snake oil consultants that line their pockets in this way.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIf you're that smart, you'd know how to time the solution so you look good without pissing off the rest of the team. If you've got to have it fixed within the hour, thirty-five minutes is probably the best time to announce you've found it.
Also, if anyone tries to watch you do the analysis - stop working. They don't need to know you found it in 5 seconds.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIf you're that smart, you'd know how to time the solution so you look good without pissing off the rest of the team. If you've got to have it fixed within the hour, thirty-five minutes is probably the best time to announce you've found it.
Also, if anyone tries to watch you do the analysis - stop working. They don't need to know you found it in 5 seconds.
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If you're that smart, you'd know how to time the solution so you look good without pissing off the rest of the team. If you've got to have it fixed within the hour, thirty-five minutes is probably the best time to announce you've found it.
Also, if anyone tries to watch you do the analysis - stop working. They don't need to know you found it in 5 seconds.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHey! That is exactly right! Suity must be a god!
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You know in the sitting room, next to your reclining armchair there's that little stacked nest of tables you put your pint on? Opposite that, in the alcove there's the little unit with the peeling Formica you always never quite get around to replacing? They're on there next to the rolled up copy of heat magazine you were reading while astride the downstairs loo.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostYou're a genius. Lost my glasses yet again. Can you tell me where I put them?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTry it and see. Best approach is gently and from behind.
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