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    #21
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Does my huge one fit your little one?
    Try it and see. Best approach is gently and from behind.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      You're a genius. Lost my glasses yet again. Can you tell me where I put them?
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #23
        Were you left them....

        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        You're a genius. Lost my glasses yet again. Can you tell me where I put them?

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Try it and see. Best approach is gently and from behind.
          Only Assassins do it from behind.

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            #25
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            You're a genius. Lost my glasses yet again. Can you tell me where I put them?
            You know in the sitting room, next to your reclining armchair there's that little stacked nest of tables you put your pint on? Opposite that, in the alcove there's the little unit with the peeling Formica you always never quite get around to replacing? They're on there next to the rolled up copy of heat magazine you were reading while astride the downstairs loo.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              You know in the sitting room, next to your reclining armchair there's that little stacked nest of tables you put your pint on? Opposite that, in the alcove there's the little unit with the peeling Formica you always never quite get around to replacing? They're on there next to the rolled up copy of heat magazine you were reading while astride the downstairs loo.
              Hey! That is exactly right! Suity must be a god!
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #27
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Hey! That is exactly right! Suity must be a god!
                Yep. God of Cretins.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Hey! That is exactly right! Suity must be a god!
                  Loving the new moccasins btw. Very you. X.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #29
                    If you're that smart, you'd know how to time the solution so you look good without pissing off the rest of the team. If you've got to have it fixed within the hour, thirty-five minutes is probably the best time to announce you've found it.

                    Also, if anyone tries to watch you do the analysis - stop working. They don't need to know you found it in 5 seconds.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      If you're that smart, you'd know how to time the solution so you look good without pissing off the rest of the team. If you've got to have it fixed within the hour, thirty-five minutes is probably the best time to announce you've found it.

                      Also, if anyone tries to watch you do the analysis - stop working. They don't need to know you found it in 5 seconds.
                      You have to have these experiences to learn that though. Smarts is smarts. Guile and cunning takes a little longer.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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