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Previously on "Happy Birthday Jesus"

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  • xoggoth
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    Thing in DM today

    Religious people much happier and have more 'life satisfaction' than others, study finds | Daily Mail Online

    Hmm. Certainly true of some I know and have known but what they have in common is a very personal sense of religion, belief makes them feel good but often they seem to have far less knowledge of the Bible than I have. Religion in that sense is great, it is only when it turns into a political system, a desire to impose that supposedly perfect way of life on others, a rigid dogma that does not allow for fact or logic or common sense, that it all goes wrong for them and everyone else.

    PS Sorry, ranted after all.
    PPS Maybe I need a belief. It's Satanism (not necessarily what it is cast as, look it up) or Hinduism. The only two true religions that make any sense.
    PPS Merry Satanist Xmas.
    PPPPS Last should have been PPPS.
    PPPPPS Why no automatic CUK PSing thing. Are we supposed to do everything ourselves?
    Last edited by xoggoth; 25 December 2014, 17:55.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Merry Xmouse CUK lot.

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  • xoggoth
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    <refrains from atheist rant>

    Merry Xmouse CUK lot.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    for he's a jolly good fellow
    for he's a jolly good fellow

    and so say all of us
    Wot 'ee sayz *hic*

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  • scooterscot
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    The dead and their birthdays..

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  • DodgyAccountant
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    Pagan festival co-opted by Christianity. I'm with Oliver Crowell (ban it).

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  • BrilloPad
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    Your ideas are outdated.

    I think you should remember the real meaning of Christmas. Gorge yourself, fornicate and get as p1ssed as possible...

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  • Pondlife
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    Have a good one JC.

    Oven is on. TV is on some sort of youtube megamix loop. Just googling how to cook parsnips. Can't stop. Gotta go. You guys rock.
    Last edited by Pondlife; 25 December 2014, 12:31.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Maybe they got him this:

    Nah those are the batteries Mrs Santa forgot to get for one of the kid's toys

    Who's cracked open the booze already? Turkey just gone in, Chestnuts cooked and peeled last night, will start on the veg in an hour or two once the sherry has kicked in.

    Happy Jesus Birthday everyone!

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Hope your two dads got you something nice
    Maybe they got him this:

    Last edited by VectraMan; 25 December 2014, 10:47.

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  • mudskipper
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    HB, JC!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    for he's a jolly good fellow
    for he's a jolly good fellow

    and so say all of us

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  • NickFitz
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    Happy birthday!

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  • SpontaneousOrder
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    Thanks ever so much for saving me from my sin, which was bestowed upon me before I was even born. Your dad's such a cool guy.

    SO.

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic Happy Birthday Jesus

    Happy Birthday Jesus

    Hope your two dads got you something nice

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