Happy Birthday Jesus

[SimonMac]

Hope your two dads got you something nice

[SpontaneousOrder]

Thanks ever so much for saving me from my sin, which was bestowed upon me before I was even born. Your dad's such a cool guy.

SO.

[NickFitz]

Happy birthday!

[EternalOptimist]

for he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow

and so say all of us

[mudskipper]

HB, JC!

[VectraMan]

Hope your two dads got you something nice

Maybe they got him this:

[administrator]

Maybe they got him this:

Nah those are the batteries Mrs Santa forgot to get for one of the kid's toys

Who's cracked open the booze already? Turkey just gone in, Chestnuts cooked and peeled last night, will start on the veg in an hour or two once the sherry has kicked in.

Happy Jesus Birthday everyone!

[Pondlife]

Have a good one JC.

Oven is on. TV is on some sort of youtube megamix loop. Just googling how to cook parsnips. Can't stop. Gotta go. You guys rock.

[BrilloPad]

Your ideas are outdated.

I think you should remember the real meaning of Christmas. Gorge yourself, fornicate and get as p1ssed as possible...

[DodgyAccountant]

Pagan festival co-opted by Christianity. I'm with Oliver Crowell (ban it).