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mudskipper replied

1 December 2014, 19:02
It is if you're eight years old.
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vetran replied

1 December 2014, 17:54
Originally posted by stek View Post

I think he fancies me.

who's a lucky boy then?

Wait till he sniffs your behind!
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SueEllen replied

1 December 2014, 17:47
Originally posted by stek View Post

I think he fancies me.

Behave.
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stek replied

1 December 2014, 17:46
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Religious grammar seems to be something of a trend with him.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...ml#post2026187

I think he fancies me.
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SueEllen replied

1 December 2014, 17:45
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Then why are newspapers censoring the word 'cock' as used in the HoC recently?

The software they use is built for US English where words like "cock" are offensive. So if you live in "Cock Burn", "Sluts Hole Lane" or "Butt Hole Lane" you will have problems....
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d000hg replied

1 December 2014, 17:40
Originally posted by tractor View Post

Bit late now, he's been dead 2000 years.

Religious grammar seems to be something of a trend with him.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...ml#post2026187

Originally posted by cherhill View Post

Seriously, somebody actually employs you? My god never seen such bad English

Originally posted by cherhill View Post

It says my god which means my god. If I would have wanted to say your god it would say your god. Did you learn to read at school?

Originally posted by cherhill View Post

Oh crawl back under your stone you pathetic little man. 6,958 posts my god you have far too much time on your hands, get a girlfriend you sad prick.
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tractor replied

1 December 2014, 17:33
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Originally posted by cherhill View Post

Hilarious story. Christ get a life

Bit late now, he's been dead 2000 years.
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cherhill replied

1 December 2014, 17:00
Originally posted by stek View Post

Not in Bolton, it's a term of endearment, didn't go down well though when on-site in Yorkshire...

Colleague: stek, you coming for lunch?

stek: I've eaten, Cock

Comma makes all the difference, having said that a bloke calling a bloke 'cock' is fine, what I don't like here in Leeds is blokes calling each other 'love' - now that's gay....

Hilarious story. Christ get a life
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NotAllThere replied

1 December 2014, 16:04
Poll (or should that be pole *snigger* ) added as a public service.
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MaryPoppins replied

1 December 2014, 15:35
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What about "Spotted Dick"?

None of us are doctors here.
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Paddy replied

1 December 2014, 14:57
What about "Spotted Dick"?
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minestrone replied

1 December 2014, 14:33
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

i prefer

'more pricks than a second hand dartboard'

I am sure there is a derivation of that involving hedgehogs.
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EternalOptimist replied

1 December 2014, 14:13
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

"seen more cock ends than weekends'

...is only just eclipsed by...

"seen more helmets than Hitler'

i prefer

'more pricks than a second hand dartboard'
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minestrone replied

1 December 2014, 14:01
"seen more cock ends than weekends'

...is only just eclipsed by...

"seen more helmets than Hitler'
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tractor replied

1 December 2014, 13:43
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Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Then why are newspapers censoring the word 'cock' as used in the HoC recently?

There's a whole House of Cocks?

Who would've thought it?
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