Not male bird, but 'cock'?
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Is 'cock' a naughty word?
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Is 'cock' a naughty word?
5Yes40.00%2No20.00%1AndyW's cock has never been naughty40.00%2I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Depends where you stick itOriginally posted by BolshieBastard View PostNot male bird, but 'cock'?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone -
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Don't speak with your mouth full.Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostNot male bird, but 'cock'?Comment
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Not in Bolton, it's a term of endearment, didn't go down well though when on-site in Yorkshire...
Colleague: stek, you coming for lunch?
stek: I've eaten, Cock
Comma makes all the difference, having said that a bloke calling a bloke 'cock' is fine, what I don't like here in Leeds is blokes calling each other 'love' - now that's gay....Comment
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Not if you say No Homo first...Originally posted by stek View PostNot in Bolton, it's a term of endearment, didn't go down well though when on-site in Yorkshire...
Colleague: stek, you coming for lunch?
stek: I've eaten, Cock
Comma makes all the difference, having said that a bloke calling a bloke 'cock' is fine, what I don't like here in Leeds is blokes calling each other 'love' - now that's gay....Comment
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Then why are newspapers censoring the word 'cock' as used in the HoC recently?I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Nothing wrong with 'love', I find it strange here in the midlands being called 'duck'Originally posted by stek View PostNot in Bolton, it's a term of endearment, didn't go down well though when on-site in Yorkshire...
Colleague: stek, you coming for lunch?
stek: I've eaten, Cock
Comma makes all the difference, having said that a bloke calling a bloke 'cock' is fine, what I don't like here in Leeds is blokes calling each other 'love' - now that's gay....Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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There's a whole House of Cocks?Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostThen why are newspapers censoring the word 'cock' as used in the HoC recently?
Who would've thought it?Comment
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"seen more cock ends than weekends'
...is only just eclipsed by...
"seen more helmets than Hitler'Comment
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