Is 'cock' a naughty word?

[EternalOptimist]

"seen more cock ends than weekends'

...is only just eclipsed by...

"seen more helmets than Hitler'

i prefer

'more pricks than a second hand dartboard'

[minestrone]

i prefer

'more pricks than a second hand dartboard'

I am sure there is a derivation of that involving hedgehogs.

[Paddy]

What about "Spotted Dick"?

[MaryPoppins]

What about "Spotted Dick"?

None of us are doctors here.

[NotAllThere]

Poll (or should that be pole *snigger* ) added as a public service.

[cherhill]

Not in Bolton, it's a term of endearment, didn't go down well though when on-site in Yorkshire...

Colleague: stek, you coming for lunch?

stek: I've eaten, Cock

Comma makes all the difference, having said that a bloke calling a bloke 'cock' is fine, what I don't like here in Leeds is blokes calling each other 'love' - now that's gay....

Hilarious story. Christ get a life

[tractor]

...

Hilarious story. Christ get a life

Bit late now, he's been dead 2000 years.

[d000hg]

Bit late now, he's been dead 2000 years.

Religious grammar seems to be something of a trend with him.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...ml#post2026187

Seriously, somebody actually employs you? My god never seen such bad English

It says my god which means my god. If I would have wanted to say your god it would say your god. Did you learn to read at school?

Oh crawl back under your stone you pathetic little man. 6,958 posts my god you have far too much time on your hands, get a girlfriend you sad prick.

[SueEllen]

Then why are newspapers censoring the word 'cock' as used in the HoC recently?

The software they use is built for US English where words like "cock" are offensive. So if you live in "Cock Burn", "Sluts Hole Lane" or "Butt Hole Lane" you will have problems....

[stek]

Religious grammar seems to be something of a trend with him.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/busin...ml#post2026187

I think he fancies me.