I used to read the passwords and pw histories of the birds in a large bank. It's amazing what info you could glean.
I learned that to get them frothing into their undies, I had to metamorphose into Dean, the floor manager
the turd
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Darn it - you figured out how to access my browse history.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOh, you have a Roger Moore fetish?
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I'd be deeply impressed if you could raise one eyebrow.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPondy raises one eyebrow and tries to hack MPs browsing history.
Actually, I can't do either of those things.
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Nah. I'm horribly open. So to speak.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIncluding you?
Mrs BP gets aroused when I whisper in her ear the words "shoe shopping"
[That'd work on me though.]
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I think a lot of women [people?] wouldn't admit to what really arouses them.
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Perhaps the probe doesn't actually measure what it purports to.
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Did it take into account the arousal caused by having a medical probe stuck in your wotsit?
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I found it sort of interesting that her perception was different to her physical reaction.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI think most women want someone who doesn't base their understanding of women on daily mail click-bait.
But I could be wrong. It's happened before.
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I wonder what the glass tampon would have made of this?Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI thought Silence of the Lambs was a RomCom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ
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Hope this answers. Some need a Champagne bottle to test the pulsesOriginally posted by vetran View Postso ?
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I think most women want someone who doesn't base their understanding of women on daily mail click-bait.
But I could be wrong. It's happened before.
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