Reply to: Toilet etiquette

[darrylmg]

I think that would be considered a little too broad-minded in the gents!

Yeah. Especially the hand washing.
Dirty dirty.

[BrilloPad]

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Only when bears do it in the woods.

[ZARDOZ]

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[northernladuk]

She'd gone by then. Lovely girl, young, pretty, but what a stink!

Would you?

[NickFitz]

How did you know - did he tell you or did you peek under the partition?

That would be most impolite. As a rule, a gentleman stands on the seat in the adjacent cubicle and peers over the top.

[vetran]

I think that would be considered a little too broad-minded in the gents!

not in some media firms I'm told.

[Bacchus]

Loudly say "Jeez, did something die in there?" and go into a different cubicle?

But if you want a serious answer, very much this!

[Bacchus]

You go into the toilets

There's someone washing their hands at the basin. No-one else is about.

You select trap 2 and enter.

I think that would be considered a little too broad-minded in the gents!

[EternalOptimist]

I didnt know that ladies guffed untill I started reading this forum.
what a eye opener. what a load of farty-bum-females

[mudskipper]

I thought that was funny!



I think that was a Whoosh as Brillo's quip flew high over MS's head

It did.

I think my inability to dump in the office has been discussed elsewhere. I have to settle for dropping one in the lift.

[Dactylion]

So while you were washing your hands, what did the other lady do?

I thought that was funny!

She'd gone by then. Lovely girl, young, pretty, but what a stink!

I think that was a Whoosh as Brillo's quip flew high over MS's head

[PerfectStorm]

The only toilette etiquette that seems to apply in my office is - if you leave an enormous skidmark, just leave it there and pretend it wasn't you.

Still as long as we're all sat around in our suits and ties then we're professional eh?

[mudskipper]

There's a chap here with the social skills of a lunatic.

Imagine 8 urinals in a row, 1 to 8. On this particular occasion Urinal #7 was the only one occupied. Our man here squeezed into position at urinal #8. Most off-putting.

Brillo can't help it. It's his OCD. 8 is his urinal.

[mudskipper]

So while you were washing your hands, what did the other lady do?

She'd gone by then. Lovely girl, young, pretty, but what a stink!

[greenlake]

This should be mandatory reading for everyone....



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