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  • darrylmg
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    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
    I think that would be considered a little too broad-minded in the gents!
    Yeah. Especially the hand washing.
    Dirty dirty.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    Breaking News: tulip stinks
    Only when bears do it in the woods.

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  • ZARDOZ
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    Breaking News: tulip stinks

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    She'd gone by then. Lovely girl, young, pretty, but what a stink!
    Would you?

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    How did you know - did he tell you or did you peek under the partition?
    That would be most impolite. As a rule, a gentleman stands on the seat in the adjacent cubicle and peers over the top.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
    I think that would be considered a little too broad-minded in the gents!
    not in some media firms I'm told.

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Loudly say "Jeez, did something die in there?" and go into a different cubicle?
    But if you want a serious answer, very much this!

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    You go into the toilets

    There's someone washing their hands at the basin. No-one else is about.

    You select trap 2 and enter.
    I think that would be considered a little too broad-minded in the gents!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I didnt know that ladies guffed untill I started reading this forum.
    what a eye opener. what a load of farty-bum-females

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    I thought that was funny!



    I think that was a Whoosh as Brillo's quip flew high over MS's head

    It did.

    I think my inability to dump in the office has been discussed elsewhere. I have to settle for dropping one in the lift.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So while you were washing your hands, what did the other lady do?
    I thought that was funny!

    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    She'd gone by then. Lovely girl, young, pretty, but what a stink!
    I think that was a Whoosh as Brillo's quip flew high over MS's head

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  • PerfectStorm
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    The only toilette etiquette that seems to apply in my office is - if you leave an enormous skidmark, just leave it there and pretend it wasn't you.

    Still as long as we're all sat around in our suits and ties then we're professional eh?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by I just need to test it View Post
    There's a chap here with the social skills of a lunatic.

    Imagine 8 urinals in a row, 1 to 8. On this particular occasion Urinal #7 was the only one occupied. Our man here squeezed into position at urinal #8. Most off-putting.
    Brillo can't help it. It's his OCD. 8 is his urinal.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So while you were washing your hands, what did the other lady do?
    She'd gone by then. Lovely girl, young, pretty, but what a stink!

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  • greenlake
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    This should be mandatory reading for everyone....



    How To Poo At Work

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