Short Contract

[memyselfandi]

Bet it was filled by Bob Shawadiwadi... That t**t is full of tulipe.

[Growernotashower]

Now filled, thank you if you PM'd me.

Bending me over meant that I and client were desperate so I wouldn't have gone 'they like you but they've asked you to come down by 75%, is that alright?' Not that I do that you understand!

[northernladuk]

What if the applicants home is in India?

[d000hg]

I know SQL and PL/SQL but I'm not an Oracle guy. So I'll have to pass on the offer of bending you over. Maybe HAB can help out.

For reference, why do you have to find someone at no notice at all, what can be so urgent? Are you trying to find someone to do your work so you don't look bad?

And what does "bending you over" equate to in cash terms?

[The Wikir Man]

I've just read the first couple of pages of the Oracle Reports tutorial. I can do that.

Gizza Job!

Reports is all "marks for artistic impression". You just need to get round the "frame references a group below it's frequency" error that appears because you accidentally shuffled one tiny little thing one micro-pixel downwards.

See - add that bit to your interview patter, and you're a shoo-in.

[DaveB]

I've just read the first couple of pages of the Oracle Reports tutorial. I can do that.

Gizza Job!

[northernladuk]

Thats even less information than an agent would give. You thought about a change in career at all?

[Growernotashower]

Come on benchers, you must be up and awake by now!!!

Client is desperate, you can really bend me over on this one.

grower

[Growernotashower]

Looking for an oracle developer, 11g, oracle reports, based in reading. Need someone to start on it today, can start from home.

PM me

Grower