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Previously on "‘Fighting like ferrets in a bag’ as EU tries to plug Brexit cash hole"

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Womansplaining, much?
    Only to squirrels...

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Meh. Believe or not, your choice. But this, my fat friend, is why I have been so successful over the years and am in demand (I'm quite techie too ).
    i'm NOT your friend, tosspot.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    LIES!!!!!!! There is no such thing as too much cider
    Quite. I miss the good old days of the wine lake. Turns out it wasn't a real lake. That would have been a great sailing holiday...

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Eugene has too much cider?
    LIES!!!!!!! There is no such thing as too much cider

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    aye, - right!
    Meh. Believe or not, your choice. But this, my fat friend, is why I have been so successful over the years and am in demand (I'm quite techie too ).

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Nope, I didn't say that either.

    Are you a Daily Mail Reporter? Making stuff up to reinforce your prejudices?
    It's certainly what you inferred; are you having trouble deciphering what you've puked on to your keyboard?

    No, I've not used crayons for over 30 years. I don't have many prejudices, just against twonks like you, who appear to be incapable of standing by what they spewed.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    This is all pre-contract posturing, like boxers circling each other before they get stuck in.

    They want their own side to think that they're dead 'ard before they go behind closed doors and make deals that need to be made.
    Womansplaining, much?

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  • cojak
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    This is all pre-contract posturing, like boxers circling each other before they get stuck in.

    They want their own side to think that they're dead 'ard before they go behind closed doors and make deals that need to be made.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I wish this Janet and John would hurry up and make a sex tape. They seem to be involved in absolutely everything except getting it on....

    This is Janet & John

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I wish this Janet and John would hurry up and make a sex tape. They seem to be involved in absolutely everything except getting it on....
    Brillo has a copy of "Janet leads John by the balls and gets a free house!".

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Here's a Janet and John explanation.
    I wish this Janet and John would hurry up and make a sex tape. They seem to be involved in absolutely everything except getting it on....

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Nope, I didn't say that either.

    Are you a Daily Mail Reporter? Making stuff up to reinforce your prejudices?
    Referee! Will no-one think of the ******* ironing for **** sake?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Oh so now you're saying that because of Brexit we can't talk about the situation in the rest of Europe? What a helmet.

    Nope, I didn't say that either.

    Are you a Daily Mail Reporter? Making stuff up to reinforce your prejudices?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Nope, did I say any of that?

    We've ended up where we are over 1.5% of our budget, when viewed just from government spend, not from related income generated.

    We are leaving the EU, we should be focusing on our country and trying to improve it, but no, that's the sensible thing to do, so is against the will of the wailers.
    Oh so now you're saying that because of Brexit we can't talk about the situation in the rest of Europe? What a helmet.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Here's a Janet and John explanation.

    Imagine you have 350 million apples, you give them to Eugene for his apple collective along with all the other members of Eugene's Collective. Eugene then decides to give you 180 million apples for your needs and distributes the other 170 million apples to the other guys. Now, you decide to stop giving Eugene 350 million apples because you no longer wish to be a member of his collective, unfortunately Eugene still needs 170 million apples for the other members of the collective. Do you see Eugene's problem?
    Eugene has too much cider?

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