'Vernacular' words to use when communicating with Brexiteers

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jamesbrown replied

8 March 2019, 22:31
Originally posted by AtW View Post

The plan is to build the Death Star around him - main weapon is MFs gravitaional pull

HTH

I don't think there's enough iron ore on Earth to create the scaffolding for that. Even if there were, we'd need the combined energy of several stars to get MF into orbit. And then what? The Earth would be rotating around MF.
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WTFH replied

8 March 2019, 22:22
Originally posted by AtW View Post

The plan is to build the Death Star around him - main weapon is MFs gravitaional pull

HTH

Gravity: The only way MF will ever pull.
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AtW replied

8 March 2019, 22:06
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Assuming MF squeezes into his space suit, you're going to need a bigger boat.

The plan is to build the Death Star around him - main weapon is MFs gravitaional pull

HTH
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BR14 replied

8 March 2019, 22:03
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Fyfy

foyt
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Whorty replied

8 March 2019, 21:48
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

i am perfectly round, - i don't have a side

Fyfy
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2019, 21:16
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Here's some vernacular for you:

Worried about Brexit? What, with these geniuses in charge? | Marina Hyde | Opinion | The Guardian

"All systems cluster****"

Now you can leave the bad club!
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jamesbrown replied

8 March 2019, 21:14
Here's some vernacular for you:

Worried about Brexit? What, with these geniuses in charge? | Marina Hyde | Opinion | The Guardian

"All systems cluster****"
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jamesbrown replied

8 March 2019, 20:59
Assuming MF squeezes into his space suit, you're going to need a bigger boat.
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NotAllThere replied

8 March 2019, 20:39
It's hardly rocket science.

And here is a book to help you with other things.
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BR14 replied

8 March 2019, 20:22
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I am glad to hear it.

aye, - right
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2019, 20:16
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

i am perfectly rounded, - i don't have a side to be on

I am glad to hear it.
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BR14 replied

8 March 2019, 20:15
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Goats and monkeys, man! I am on your side!

i am perfectly rounded, - i don't have a side to be on
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Old Greg replied

8 March 2019, 20:11
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

sod off you pompous twat.

simple enough for you??

Goats and monkeys, man! I am on your side!
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jamesbrown replied

8 March 2019, 20:10
When conversing with our remain-oriented expat gammonflakes, I try to encourage them gently with familiar phrases like "comfort blanket", "bedtime story", and "no more tears shampoo". They're easily triggered.

Bless.
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Zigenare replied

8 March 2019, 20:04
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

sod off you pompous twat.

simple enough for you??

Can you see where you went wrong?
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