'Vernacular' words to use when communicating with Brexiteers

[Old Greg]

There has been a bit of a complaint by one of our patriotic Brexit supporting friends about use of tricky English.

I appreciate that many Remain supporting metropolitan elitists naturally use complex language, but could I ask that you consider first using words from this list, in the spirit of inclusiveness.

Wikipedia:List of 1000 basic words - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Zigenare]

There has been a bit of a complaint by one of our patriotic Brexit supporting friends about use of tricky English.

I appreciate that many Remain supporting metropolitan elitists naturally use complex language, but could I ask that you consider first using words from this list, in the spirit of inclusiveness.

Wikipedia:List of 1000 basic words - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

To be fair, it was Bean and he is an apprentice, all be it not a good one. Rest assured he will be given a thick ear and shown the error of his ways.

[Old Greg]

To be fair, it was Bean and he is an apprentice, all be it not a good one. Rest assured he will be given a thick ear and shown the error of his ways.

Again to be fair, he is only a kid.

[BR14]

sod off you pompous twat.

simple enough for you??

[Zigenare]

sod off you pompous twat.

simple enough for you??

Can you see where you went wrong?

[jamesbrown]

When conversing with our remain-oriented expat gammonflakes, I try to encourage them gently with familiar phrases like "comfort blanket", "bedtime story", and "no more tears shampoo". They're easily triggered.

Bless.

[Old Greg]

sod off you pompous twat.

simple enough for you??

Goats and monkeys, man! I am on your side!

[BR14]

Goats and monkeys, man! I am on your side!

i am perfectly rounded, - i don't have a side to be on

[Old Greg]

i am perfectly rounded, - i don't have a side to be on

I am glad to hear it.

[BR14]

I am glad to hear it.

aye, - right