Reply to: Relief for relief

[Batcher]

Something along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant'

You should have tucked away John Thomas before taking the picture

[Ticktock]

It does annoy me that no ones managed to link TFL and Network Rail together so you can pee on your Oyster. It would make far more sense.

Is that instead of shallots / tobasco, or whatever?

[TheFaQQer]

Also I hope you're steering clear of using the clients toilets - a pointer to IR35

Only if they are exerting control over you. NLUK does it properly - he gets a substitute in to have a dump in the office, while he goes home for one.

Doesn't everyone do that?

[PerfectStorm]

Make sure that you don't have a long satisfying tulip at the same time as that would be a BIK

Also I hope you're steering clear of using the clients toilets - a pointer to IR35

[mudskipper]

NLadyUK's got a season ticket to the toilets - you could have borrowed it.

[BrilloPad]

If you did get a receipt you could have expensed it under networking....

[Jessica@WhiteFieldTax]

It does annoy me that no ones managed to link TFL and Network Rail together so you can pee on your Oyster. It would make far more sense.

[barrydidit]

I thought you were planning to leave your current accountants.....

it was them who told him to piss off.

[eek]

Something along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant'

I thought you were planning to leave your current accountants.....

[northernladuk]

What does your accountant say?

Something along the lines of 'a picture of splash back on your pants is not evidence you incurred the expense and if you send anything like that again you'll need a new accountant'

[northernladuk]

Badum-tish!

Looking at other responses, unsure whether we were supposed to take the OP seriously?!

Does anyone??

A bit half and half really. As TF said mainly as I was just queuing for change to get in but did kinda wonder what you'd do if you had to claim something a little odd like this without a receipt. You could argue it's a valid expense as you don't have to pay to get to the loo anywhere else so my business trip cause this expense that wouldn't happen otherwise and what to do about the receipt.

Thankfully Jessica made all the valid points including why bother so now the facts have been dealt with you can all have a pop!

[Batcher]

Isn't that fraud or evasion??

What does your accountant say?

[northernladuk]

Generally, he takes the piss.

POTY right there!

[northernladuk]

Add 1 mile to your next mileage claim. You'll be 15p ahead

Isn't that fraud or evasion??

[Batcher]

You know those 4 pint plastic milk bottles ?


Yeah.

No good for me of course, the top is too small.

For your vagina?