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    #11
    Originally posted by Maslins View Post
    Unsure how your urination was wholly and exclusively for the benefit of the trade...what does your company do for income?
    Generally, he takes the piss.
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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      So it cost me 30p for a widdle in Euston Station but despite a long argument with the attendant I couldn't get a receipt. How do I reflect this in my accounts and which category does it go under in FreeAgent?

      Thank you.
      "Piss Take"

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        #13
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        Generally, he takes the piss.
        Badum-tish!

        Looking at other responses, unsure whether we were supposed to take the OP seriously?!

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          #14
          I still find it strange that Euston Station charges for a p!ss, you spend a fortune on rail travel and at the end of your journey they want another 30p for a jimmy riddle!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Maslins View Post
            Badum-tish!

            Looking at other responses, unsure whether we were supposed to take the OP seriously?!
            No. He's frustrated at the noddy threads like "can I claim for a hip replacement?"
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              #16
              Originally posted by unixman View Post
              You know those 4 pint plastic milk bottles ?


              Yeah.

              No good for me of course, the top is too small.
              For your vagina?

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                #17
                Originally posted by Batcher View Post
                Add 1 mile to your next mileage claim. You'll be 15p ahead
                Isn't that fraud or evasion??
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Generally, he takes the piss.
                  POTY right there!
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    Isn't that fraud or evasion??
                    What does your accountant say?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Maslins View Post
                      Badum-tish!

                      Looking at other responses, unsure whether we were supposed to take the OP seriously?!
                      Does anyone??

                      A bit half and half really. As TF said mainly as I was just queuing for change to get in but did kinda wonder what you'd do if you had to claim something a little odd like this without a receipt. You could argue it's a valid expense as you don't have to pay to get to the loo anywhere else so my business trip cause this expense that wouldn't happen otherwise and what to do about the receipt.

                      Thankfully Jessica made all the valid points including why bother so now the facts have been dealt with you can all have a pop!
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