Friday Caption Competition

[Paddy]

Yes, I can follow the prostate scan on you tablet, but is there a need to show off your dongle?...

[Paddy]

Apparently I live in a mansion

[Paddy]

I am well aware of tourist taxes in Europe however, those taxes are put to good local use. However, having my properties being caught up in the UK BIDs (business improved district levy), the levy is wasted on consultants and unrelated projects. The same will happen with the tourist tax. ...

[Paddy]

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/l...n-local-growth

England’s mayors will be able to invest in transport, infrastructure, and the visitor economy through a new levy on overnight stays.

The fee would apply to visitors’ overnight trips, and it would be up to mayors and...

[Paddy]

Reform and Russian Bribes
Ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales Nathan Gill is sentenced to 10-and-a-half years for taking pro-Russia bribes.

Who’s next?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c891403eddet...

[Paddy]

I hope Camilla remembers the Rizlas...

[Paddy]

I had cataract done in both eyes plus YAG treatment. I have never had such good eyesight even as a kid, even colours are more vivid. ...

[Paddy]

Christmas Peasants

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[Paddy]

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